She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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