But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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