FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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