I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Randomize
