I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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