fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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