Duck Duck Cougar?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
i out mim tonsoeep
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