she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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