brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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