He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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