so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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