Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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