Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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