I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You are a genius and a whore.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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