definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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