people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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