he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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