I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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