He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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