and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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