We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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