worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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