how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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