theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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