Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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