Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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