I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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