this must be what syphilis tastes like
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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