? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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