Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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