OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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