I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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