Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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