You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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