standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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