I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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