I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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