I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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