are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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