wrigley field is MILF paradise
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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