Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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