Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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