Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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