shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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