It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Damn victory sex feels great
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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