no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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