writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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