Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed