That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN