got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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