You really coming over, don't trick.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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