Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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