So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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