Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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