Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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