did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Randomize
